Captain Cliff rant

Captcliff rant: It’s not enough that I am now thinking of taking an Iodine pill along with my multi-vitamins in the morning to ward off nuclear contamination (thank you Sanjay Gupta)? Also, on top of my vertigo and balance problems I just heard the Earth may have shifted off its axis due to the earthquake and subsequent tsunami in Japan. Greeeaaaat……..so now I have to compensate not only for the broken gyroscope in my head but also for the fact that the entire planet is spinning out of control like a lopsided dreidel. These are not exactly the “good times” they sang about in the theme song from the old TV sitcom by the same name….ie, “Keepin’ your head above water, making a wave when you can…good times!” The only people that seem happy about the way things are going are the Christian Fundamentalist apocalyptic nut jobs and Ralph Nader. Even Charlie Sheen is pissed about it because the Twitter servers are down in East Asia and Ghadaffi is blocking You Tube traffic in and out of Tripoli and Bengazi. Nobody there gets to see him waving a machete or imploding like a dwarf sun. I swear this is a real announcement I found online, Tokyo: “Twitter engineers expect “a rocky few weeks”…..Anyway,I dont mean to sound all pessimistic…..Fine, ok, alright, time for my medicine……

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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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