Casey’s Diary: Return to Orlando (cont)

8/1/11  Casey Diary: Return to Orlando (cont) :   Dear Diary, OMG, I’m so sick of everybody! After getting back home from Abbatabad and rinsing off all the goat stink, I havent had one minutes peace to myself!  Jose gave me another $100 to play the “money game” again and that frizzy haired lesbo lawyer chick wont keep her hands off me. She keeps saying she wants to give me “just one more victory hug”. I’m totally over the grab ass part that she throws in pro bono.  She’s worse then Lee!! I also concur that Cheney Mason’s swimming pool is infested by his old perv law school buddies who drawl like Hillbillies and keep asking to see my “other tattoos…”. Umm, like, get your own tramp stamp or go to a strip club to see one like a normal person! I keep saying to them, “show me the money” and they say back, “but we’re on retainer”. If this keeps up I’ll chloroform the whole bunch tonite and bury them under a fricken retaining wall. Uggh!

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Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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