Captain Cliff on The Latest Insult to Humanity

Folks, it’s one thing to cheat on your wife or girlfriend, but in Clearwater, Florida, there is a guy who is competing for the immorality Trifecta. When the cops broke into his apartment they found evidence that the dude was also into child pornography and was committing adultery on the gf with her dog. Yes…I said dog, so pause, take a deep cleansing breath and imagine the level of twistedness involved, not to mention the bad publicity.

How does he return to work the next day and engage in normal conversations with co-workers around the proverbial water cooler, “Uh, hey Jim, I saw online that viral video about you and the dog…..and the little kids. Bummer dude…”  Even more daunting is imagining what he could possibly say back given he was dumb enough to take pictures of everything he violated and intended to sexually abuse. Maybe he could use a simple decoy maneuver like pointing the finger elsewhere, ie. “Man, that John Edwards sure is a slimeball, isn’t he? I mean his wife was sick with cancer and everything. MY girlfriend is healthy as a mule..er, a Rottweiler….er, nevermind.” Let’s face it, there are some things and some behaviors that we cant chalk up to diversity and evolutionary adaptation. I know there are countries, like somewhere in South America where men practice their adolescent sexuality on burros before moving on to higher primates, like human females. I saw the documentary on National Geographic. Riveting…so to speak. I just draw the line on children and man’s best friend. I’m sure Fido and the Humane Society would agree.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/02/eric-antunes-dog-sex_n_1471714.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl6|sec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D157353

About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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