Monthly Archives: June 2012

Virtual Sex…….Yeah, riiight

Finally, after many years of disappointment and high expectations thanks to sci-fi movies like Total Recall, Blade Runner, and Spielberg’s brilliant film, Artificial Intelligence (AI), there is a Facebook app and Zynga.com inspired social “game” that is an approximation of … Continue reading

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CaptCliff and Dr. Cliff Suggest We All Repent…especially certain WEIRD people

Folks, I don’t know if I can keep doing any more “sex news” blogging. The whole thing has gotten so weird and out of control that I fear a Noah-sized flood or Yahweh-inspired Sodom and Gomorrah fiery inferno at any … Continue reading

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Sandusky/Tickle Monster Bear Idea

A brown bear I will call “Tickle Monster” has eaten a convicted killer in Canada (see web link below). The bear was later euthanized by the Canadian Park Service because large bears reportedly have the ability to “remember their food … Continue reading

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Will Whoever Was NOT Molested By Jerry Sandusky Please Stand Up

Disclaimer: The following blog was just written under the influence of Benedryl, antihistamine gel, 800 mgs of Ibuprofen and possibly a Viagra pill I mistakenly thought was for allergy relief. I took them all after being stung twice by Yellow … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Those Jerky Little Kids on the Bus

Have you watched the viral video of the poor (submissive) school monitor lady on the bus taking heaps of verbal abuse from jerky little preteen boys? How long could you have put up with that before you said to yourself, … Continue reading

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That Crazy Ambien: How to Make a Zombie

Have you ever taken Ambien, the popular sleeping pill and gotten a relatively decent nights sleep only to wake up to garlic bread crumbs, a stop watch, an empty carton of orange sherbet and one of your neighbors you never … Continue reading

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Fathers Day and the Fancy Shmancy Coffee Maker

My kids got me one of those Keurig auto-make coffee machines for Fathers Day. The coffee tastes good and there are many choices, ie. Starbucks dark roast, expresso, Caribou breakfast blend, high grade heroin, morning methadone, etc. Apparently anything can … Continue reading

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