CaptCliff on the New Year

As you know I love to give my pompous over-educated opinion on numerous topics, mostly to show how nimble my mind is compared to my aging and rapidly deteriorating body. The verb “to shrivel” does not do justice to the physical changes that have occurred over the past few years.  Besides having no hair on my head and copious amounts of thick grey fur on my back, shoulders and chest, my sons love to call attention to how the top half of my body is like a “wine barrel” and that my limbs seem like skinny “chicken parts” in comparison. They apparently marvel at the asymmetry. I can only hope that the barrel they refer to carries a quality vintage and one known to “mellow and deepen” with age. I’m not sure if I have. I seem more to be just an old bald guy with ADHD….

In keeping with the past, I will attempt to answer another complex question drawn from  recent news reports and contemporary society. Question: What is it with all these goddamn lunatics randomly shooting people with high powered automatic weapons? Why is this happening and more importantly, what does it all mean?? Lastly, are there powerful psychiatric medications that would help these people?
Answer:  I have no fricking clue. It’s really fucked up. Some special gun control for lunatics would help. As far as medications are concerned, possibly. Frankly, however, I’m currently concerned about my own blood chemistry and hormone levels as I think I may 1)  no longer produce serotonin, melatonin, dopamine or sperm in any appreciable quantity and 2 )   I may have less testosterone/male hormone circulating through my body than my son Ari’s old neutered mongrel dog, Cesar.  Luckily Cesar doesn’t have to deal with asymmetrical tufts of hair growing out of his ears, nose, back, chest and ass. He just sheds constantly and bumps into walls. Like I said before, it’s all fucked up.  Happy New Year.
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About captaincliff

Psychologist by day, insomniac Pirate blogger by night, this Child of God likes to share sarcastic social commentary as well as topsy-turvy observations about life, love and the pursuit of zaniness, a functional form of insanity in an increasingly insane world
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2 Responses to CaptCliff on the New Year

  1. Roxy says:

    Well I was told you were funny! And that was right…so I like this blog. Soon I will make a friend request of you. I have on good authority from my very good friend that your blog is funny! She is a realative of yours and also a very fun to person. Later

    • captaincliff says:

      Roxy, I like your moxie. Keep reading. You may learn something or you may not. Either way you will be pleasantly distracted from “the horror” that is our current political reality. MY cousin is the bomb. Very smart, very sarcastic, very neurotic……..my calling card!!

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