Monthly Archives: March 2013

North Korea: Nuke ’em Now!

Disclaimer: I am not a warmonger or someone who takes going to war lightly, especially if it involves me getting scratched up, losing a limb or ending up a quadraplegic without the functional use of my genitals…. or possibly having … Continue reading

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New Species Discovered: Fallen Objects and Missing Socks

For those who seek and are often disappointed in the search for intelligent life in the Universe, there may be new hope. A scan of cable TV channels and a short visit to Honey Boo-Boo’s neighborhood have left many observers … Continue reading

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Smart Kids: From Carl Sagan to Colonel Kurtz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zoqrgdarfo This kid really gets it. Let’s hope he doesn’t run into a nest of fireants or a swarm of giant South American army ants that devastateanything or anyone in their path. Not only will it fuck up his buddingcosmology … Continue reading

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CaptCliff on Passover

How do I explain the meaning of Passover to a table of already hungry people with short attention spans? Given my tendency to ramble it’s impossible. Just try to grasp this and take a sip of wine every so often … Continue reading

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Florida: Land of the Lost or Our Little Australia?

How do I reconcile my many tranquil images of Florida with all the accumulated news reports suggesting increased criminal activity, gang violence, drug abuse, serial killers, and a warm temperate environment suitable to breeding hybrid mega-species of wild boa constrictors, … Continue reading

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Found Objects

A found object is a natural object or an artifact not originally intended as art, discovered and considered to have personal meaning or aesthetic value. As a hobby I make art out of broken items and found objects. In my … Continue reading

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The Bone Collector: Viking Love or Unified Theory of Everything?

http://www.thelocal.se/44536/#.UUINGK6veRk Let me warn you or better yet, let me signal what is to come. All of life’s great irony and exquisite mystery are possibly revealed in the following news story. That’s right. You can give up your quest to … Continue reading

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