Do you understand the concept of touching something/anything and having it transmit an advertisement for vaginal deodorant directly into your head? Imagine riding on a train or bus and inadvertently leaning against the window and having a multi-sensory epiphany about topical wart creme or a McRib sandwich. Imagine a technical glich that mixes the two messages together. This is the future? Of course if we can now make our own plastic guns with 3-D printers, we can probably soon make our own ads and learn to embed them into innocent commercial products…which is intriguing. Example: You come over to my house for breakfast and when you pop the bread in the toaster, by touching the button you suddenly hear and see an old disco song involving me and Donna Summers…and a foot long french baguette. Why not skip right to the sex toys? You buy a battery powered device to enhance your sex life and once activated or on contact, instead of seeing or thinking about Ron Jeremy’s ugly “punim” and heinous beer gut, you have me, CaptCliff in full-monty holographic display in your head talking about quazars, old sci-fi movies and weird sex news. It might take alot of mind-numbing drugs and muscle relaxers to dull that disparate meta-message. More techno-progress brought to you by…….Planet Zombie, or in this case, good old fashioned German engineering.